YOU WEAR A WIG AND LONG RED NAILS
YOU BUY LADIES KNICKERS IN THE SALES
YOUR EYELASHES ARE MADE BY COTY
YOU REALLY ENJOY BEING NAUGHTY
WHEN YOU VENTURE OUT BEAUTIFULLY DRESSED
THE EVENING MIGHT BE A SUCCESS
BUT AS A FRIEND SEEING YOU IN THOSE HEELS
BECAUSE I KNOW YOUR URGES ARE PASSIONATE AND REAL
ALL I PRAY AS INTO THE NIGHT YOU VENTURE
YOU WILL COME HOME SAFELY AND KEEP OUT OF DANGER
ALTHOUGH YOU WERE BORN TO BE A MAN
WARM LOVING AND CARING TO BE A WOMAN YOU CAN
MY VERY HEART AND SOUL YOU HAVE TOUCHED
OH! HOW I LOVE YOU SO VERY MUCH!
The splendor of walking a dog
Into the brierly hills
Where pastured sheep
Hungrily chew the cud
Rising their tiny heads
Saying “Good morrow!”
The dog chases
“It will be when I have you!” it replies
You put one foot in front of your heavy staff
The other following without a breath
Then I dream i too am up there
Looking down high above the Earth
By your side breathless
I would be on top of the world
Once more from the height of a dream I fall
Deep down into slumberland again
Alas I am still at the bottom of that hill
The dog has chased the sheep away
I glance once more to the heavens
And wake alone!
Mad in America Theme
Dancing on a moonbeam
When captured outside at night
Howling a furry sight
In woods rustled with leaves
Two mates did conceive
Pups of mini thieves
Who stole away people’s minds
And worked madly kind
Shining down they did find
A deep mental mine
Where puppy wolves could dig
Sanity sugar big
Then boarding a golden rig
Madly panning in a brook
For insane nuggets understood
That cured all wolves of furry kind
That had found they lost their minds
Back to sunshine and the dawn
Dreams a sleepy yawn
To daybreak chorus sweet
Where night and day meet
Fixed in a transition under the stars
Sleeping in an aqua barge
Floated down the river of reality
Wheels turning down Mississippi
Embankments of filigree
Rich in sanity
From the wisest tree
Happiness for eternity.
Early morning in my tree
Two happy magpies I see
One for sorrow two for joy
What on Earth waits for me?
I’m insanely in love with you
Started when I asked you for help
With my insanity
Then turned into insane love
It’s the sort of love that sets on fire
A burning flame of desire
Lit by a flint of madness
It never burns out
Even when I am sane
This insane love remains
Crazy as a Patsy Kline song
And you simply say
You never feel this way
Still insanely in love with you
What do I do?
Can your sessions cure me of this?
And persuade me I know better?
Is there a true cure for love?
Or am I doomed forever?
Who would have thought it?
That cats had such power?
Two simple Tabbys purring
On my knee when my life was sour?
My teardrops falling down my face
When people have abandoned me so
That a cat curled up on my shoulder
Gave me all his love in this dark place
I want to die the pain is unbearable
Then a whiskery nose touches my lips
And I know like it or not
I must live and remain alive
Because by my cats I have been kissed!